An Ad in The Economist

Andrew Stephens, Thursday the 24th of September, 2009 in Happening, Rant

Being This post was automatically imported from my old blog. It may look a little weird since it was not originally written for this format. an Important Publication, The Economist has Important Ads for Important Job Openings or Important Services used by Important People.

An ad for D&D lawyers

"Hello, D&D Lawyers. How may we help you today?"

"My 3rd level fighter was dissolved by a Gelatinous Cube because the cleric wouldn't use his last healing potion on me. My damages include 1 blue gem, a +1 dagger and monetary losses of over 3 plat. How soon can we bring this to trial?"