An Ad in The Economist
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An ad for D&D lawyers
"Hello, D&D Lawyers. How may we help you today?"
"My 3rd level fighter was dissolved by a Gelatinous Cube because the cleric wouldn't use his last healing potion on me. My damages include 1 blue gem, a +1 dagger and monetary losses of over 3 plat. How soon can we bring this to trial?"