Car Trouble

Andrew Stephens, Thursday the 9th of August, 2018 in Happening

Well that sucks. I walked around the corner to grab my car this evening, only to find it had been damaged.

My beloved Ford Focus 2013, another victim of Ent-releated violence
My beloved Ford Focus 2013, another victim of Ent-releated violence

Apparently this actually happened yesterday and nobody with the city had thought to let me know. Luckily a kind stranger had left a note so I have some photos to show.

I don't know much about cars but I believe the technical term is "munted"
I don't know much about cars but I believe the technical term is "munted"

I think the car is probably a write-off.

So long, mighty pegasus of the highway
Ford Focus 2013 - forever needing fuel and washing
Although objectively you were a mediocre purchase
You probably didn't deserve the squashing

May your kind ever be fondly recalled
Both by myself for your loyal service
And by Ford for various steering and door-falling-off related problems
Farewell, ye slightly defective clear-coated Bucephalus